March 2012
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“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via nowimstatic)
OH SNAP, SON.
(via regala-electra)
This is important and true for so many political contexts these days.
(via keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus)
Watchgloomyteeen:
oh my fucking god
like, I can’t not reblog this.
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Why I Hate Radio DJs
They’re rude, offensive, disrespectful, and they spew out their unwanted opinions as their job.
I was listening to 94.7 this morning on my way to school, and the two DJs were talking about how Lady Gaga was at Harvard University to launch her Born This Way Foundation, a charity geared towards helping LGBT kids who suffer from bullying. From there, they went wrong in two ways. One. They...
February 2012
288 posts
I just passed by a car with the license plate SEK and I thought it said sex and got so excited for a second
#maturityofatwelveyearold
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When people freak out about their homework and...
kathkathkathers:
UGH today in stats my teacher asked this kid if he should go into the next lesson since we only had 2 minutes left
“should we blow it off or go into it?”
everyone was like BLOW IT OFFF because obviously we didn’t want to study
and I was just like “blow it off or I’ll blow you up”
because I was trying to be witty with the wordplay
but then I was like.. is that too...
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For some reason, a girl thought it was a good idea to bring her dog to orchestra rehearsal today. Like honestly, what the hell was she thinking? First of all, it’s against school rules. I don’t know exactly what the punishment is for bringing a pet into the school, but if an administrator saw her I bet she would have gotten into huge trouble. Secondly, somebody could be allergic to it...
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Watchnowamajormotionpicture:
emmazingemma:
THAT’S HOW YOU GET A MAN
w0w
god bless project runway hahaha.
“HI HOT WHITE GUY” is apparently how you get men to strip
can I just go around saying I’m from Project Runway and get guys to take their clothes off or
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everyone’s moaning about the new toolbar but nobody’s even going to remember what the old one looked like tomorrow. Hell, I couldn’t remember what it looked like as soon as I logged in.
ah, looking at pretty photos of attractive people wearing nice clothes has motivated me to start dressing up again (plus the fact that I finally did my laundry, so now I have some clothes to wear). No more bumming out for the rest of the week! (I say this now, but in the mornings…I’m dead)
also the weather makes me want to go for a run which is REALLY FUCKING WEIRD but we’ll see...
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
I GIVE UP
I DON’T QUALIFY OR DON’T HAVE ANY CHANCES FOR ANY SCHOLARSHIP
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING
you know who would have made a great American...
minopoke:
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
YES GOOD GIVE THIS TO ME
A+
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aha I deactivated my roomsurf account within five minutes of making it
the results were just oh god
nice try though
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why is writing a self-description so hard like will “hi i live on the internet” suffice or
also i put “message me if you don’t find me completely repulsive” aha
jean dujardin is just hot damn
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gotmewrappedaroundyourfinger:
itschloeiremade:
colin firth is like 51 but hes still hotter then every guy in my school
MORE CUMBERBATCH
BE BRAVE CUMBERBITCHES
SHUT UP MERYL EVERYONE LOVES YOU
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GUYS DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT DO YOU
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
Meryl streep is so fucking fabulous omfg
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me: did it hurt when benedict cumberbatch and his cheekbones fell from the clouds and onto earth
heaven:
me:
heaven:
me: i thought so
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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